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This. This is the face of a guy who can pressure wash with the best of them. Ever since he was a young child, Craig strived to do pressure washing. He ate, slept, and breathed pressure washing. When he graduated from Harvard Pressure Washing School, he was drafted into the military. While in the military, he served in the 5th Pressure Washing Division.

After a devastating pressure washing injury, he retired from military life and had to give up pressure washing for the foreseeable future. Since then, Craig has worked at rehabilitating his pressure washing abilities and is now in the best pressure washing shape of his life!

And now, you have the chance to hire this guy to make your home, business, car, plane, or dog shine!